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persephene: Yes, some of our clothes are from victims. We might bite someone and then you think, ‘ooh, those are some nice pants!’. What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi
magicalgirlfetish: theicarustheory: Would have been his first on-site excavation in college or something and then he tweets it with some lame hashtag like “#idigit” and i cry myself to sleep until i’m sixty (for hsph friends and anon who keeps
pettydavis: vodkapapii: mostlycatsmostly: Abort HOW DID IT LAND watch this and then please explain to me how mufasa died
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
and then you left, like a butterfly just as unexpected as you had come.
“You ever walk into a situation where you know exactly what’s going to happen? And then you go into it anyway… And then when what you’re afraid of happens, you kick yourself, because you should have known better. But that’s just who you are,
And Then What
scottfoss: I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
darwinquark:The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.
drneverlandsrefs: addieofrp: instagrarn: oh my god press ‘shift’ and then ‘?’ #WHY DOESN’T THIS WEBSITE COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS
fujoshicabal:my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy
internet-the-explorer: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what if
an-gremlin: You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either
hollonsy: zagreus-taking-time-apart: The Doctor probably requests a kid’s menu whenever he’s at a restaurant so he can draw on it with crayons. And then he ends up drawing the Mona Lisa or something. With crayons. #doctor who #weeeeeellll #let’s
manuxinhace: Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it you better not be fucking with me canada. Is
admiralamott: What I love about Spock in the AOS movies in the fact that in 2009 he was a snarky bitch who would probably throw you out an airlock for breathing in his general direction And then in Beyond he’s like this really loving sensitive bean
sominic-dimper: goddamnitobama: dipdyed: goddamnitobama: never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front why? bc she is probably satan trust me on this Wait do people actually put their bras on
and then what lol ;)
chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what if his last name was award”
elvenking: That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
hurtbydefault: We know what happened next
what if all tumblr users suddenly went blind.
I AM A MIXTURE OF EXCITEMENT AND SADNESS WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE BURN ME ALIVE AND SCATTER MY ASHES INTO THE OCEAN WHILE MILKY WAY PLAYS OBNOXIOISLY LOUD IN THE DISTANCE.
pacaprincess: Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels when the Minao drama CD summary came out. But now we can focus on the sweet, fluffy things, right? Like the fact that we’re gonna get to hear Aoba and Mink living together more. We get more
on one hand i want to give a fuck but on the other no i really don’t b/c what’s the point life’s an enigma and we’re all gonna die.
The last person you texted, the protagonist of the last TV show you watched, and your icon are now your companions during the zombie apocalypse
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral
pruscan: i hate being really attached to a fictional character bc it’s like?? you are them? but you also love them? but you also want to see them date someone else? but they are also your child? but you still want to have sex w them? what is this?
kxmiii: internet-the-explorer:jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what
hermionelovesron: Okay, so I’m gonna run, and you’re going to put your arms around me and then you’re gonna twist and it’s gonna be beautiful
meowvilous: inncendio: i swear on december 21st it will be 11:59 aND THEN ALL THE SUDDEN YOU THINK ITS SAFE THEN DEMONIC LAUGHTER ERRUPTS AND ADELE WILL BURST THROUGH THE EARTHS SURFACE AND START SCREAMING ’I SET FIRE TO THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAIN’ AS
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
dawnsummers: how do people start dating like how did all these relationships i see around me begin. did someone just say “hey ur gay… im gay… u wanna go for it” and then the other ones like “im in” or what
boycrazypatriarchyhater: supergirlisms: cognitivevariance: did-you-kno: The Tone Analyzer is a website that lets you enter text, and then uses linguistic analysis to detect your social and emotional tone.Now you guys can sound nicer when you send
I know that when I am not home. You have something to substitute my absence. I know you moan my name when you are having fun. I know you want me then, fucking you hard and fast as you cum thinking it was me in you and not what is in then. But what you
freddietomlinson: are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald
I hate going to crowded places sometimes because I feel like everyone is staring at me and start to get anxious and I hate saying that I feel people are staring because I sound conceited
also im super interested in accents and I looove hearing them so if you are lovely you should go here and say something and then send it to me!!! I will be your best friend forever
what are you sayeeeeh
Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all the druggies I went to hs with. This is a small fucking world. And he probably told them all about me omg this is too weird.
benwinstagram: I’ll never forgive dudes on tumblr for pretending they gonna wear croptops outside in 2014 and then never following thru w the revolution kid cudi did not lead y'all to victory for you to turn away from battle
reddxbunny:what if I only pushed the tip in and then made you jerk me off??
zimiestef: Ok, so when the leak for DDaMD happened, I ended up saving the screenshot that was taken. And if I remember correctly, I was in a call with Paper and Funky and then this happen. I forgot all about this until I was looking at my flash drive.
gothiccbimbo:“You have such pretty eyes” baby, if you want me to stare up at you while I’m throating your dick then just say so
hunt97: Me: All I have to do is make it until Halloween.Mom: And then what?Me: And then all I have to do is make it until Thanksgiving.Mom: …Ok, and then what?Me: And then all I have to do is make it until Christmas.Mom: And then??Me: And then I
Damn this day was going real well and then I don’t know what happened. Managed to get lines and flats finished for 2 pics and then everything just came to a halt and yelled “You can’t art!” Guess I need to take a break and
..and then what, Lance?
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS. My brain thought this up at 1am and then I had to draw it =_= lol jk jk it was a lot of fun :3 i jUST GOT BACK TO MY REGULAR COMPUTER sO NOW I CAN rePLY TO THIS Oh MY OGSSG WAILS luka im so sorry ur living with veggie lovin
i jusT wanna imagine yumi n sachiko as girlfriends and on mornings when miss “im not a morning person” doesn’t want to wake up, yumi decides to just peck kisses over her face to prompt her to wake up, and it does, but she sometimes just
do i play sims 3 for a great game experience or play sims 4 so i can make super hot people and then exit
life-writer: and then i fell in love
Part of what I was talking about with Blake’s brasok but what i wanna know is why dont they all wear sports brasmaybe weiss doesnt really need to but i mean, rby definitely have some boobies they need to protect
